10 types of people you see at the bookstore - Guyism
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10 types of people you see at the bookstoreGuyismBut while you're there be careful to avoid the roving bands of goths and middle-aged women desperate to find the next tale of a brooding vampire werewolf with an English accent, six-pack abs and an unhealthy fixation on teenage girls. |
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Wednesday's Keeneland results - Louisville Courier-Journal
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Wednesday's Keeneland resultsLouisville Courier-JournalSIX PACK ABS behind leaders, 4 wide move turn, bid, drew clear, driving. WONKA outrun early, 3 path turn, angled out bit, up for place late. SAINT WILL reserved, off inside turn, lacked late bid. WINKATDAWAT closest to pace, off inside, tired drive. |
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The Lucky One Is Not So Lucky After All - Guardian Express
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The Lucky One Is Not So Lucky After AllGuardian ExpressYou should have seen the reaction of the audience inside the theater (which was full of teenage girls) when Disney boy, Zac, took half of his pants off. It was pandemonium! Unfortunately, Zac's newly renovated six pack abs and big arms and thighs did ...and more » |
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The Case of the Stolen Lacrosse Jacket - Patch.com
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The Case of the Stolen Lacrosse JacketPatch.comIt's the look God grants teens to really annoy their parents. The physiological ability to make this facial expression fades over time, sort of like a man's inability to hone six-pack abs after a certain age. But I digress. Our son's response: “Dad ... |
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Aguirre makes Blue Box red hot - Vancouver Courier
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Aguirre makes Blue Box red hotVancouver CourierWith his six-pack abs, he was, she thought, looking back on her granny's prediction, The One. He had, she says saucily, "a really big-heart." Ah. That. Let's just say upfront that Aguirre is the hottest, most luscious performer you can imagine. |
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